Known far and wide as "Bully" the Bull Shark will steal your lunch money, and give you a wedgy, and drop your backpack in the toilet-all at the same time. Unlike the Tiger Shark, there is actual proof that the Leopard Shark has, form time to time, eaten leopards.Ĭontrary to popular belief, the Spinner Shark does not actually spin much. The Kitefin Shark is just so cute-you probably won't even realize you are being eaten, until it's too late. The art shark-fu are a lot like the Frilled Shark-dark, mysterious, and difficult to unfold. Just don't say loud enough for him to hear. There are whispered rumors that the Goblin Shark's is in fact the offspring of a goblin and a shark. The only thing bigger than its belly is its the mouth. To the Megamouth Shark, there is nothing in this world more satisfying than eating. That sort of movement that says, "Listen, don't make me hurt you." The Bramble Shark has the same swagger as a high school bully. The Silvertip Shark has never been one to brush his teeth. The Ninja Lanternshark is the yippie chihuahua of the shark world-small in stature, big in attitude, and loves to take a bite out of anyone who gets too near. The Sharpnose Sevengill, or "Sharpie" as his drinking buddies call him, got his name because he can smell a poker game form three reefs away. It's not uncommon to see several Chain Catsharks congregating near beach resorts, waiting for an unsuspecting human to go for a swim. Some have said they see halos and hear angelic singing right before they die form an Ocellated Angelshark attack. That's because any shark who doesn't follow, gets eaten. Zebra Bullhead sharks are natural leader. The Smooth Hammerhead is so smooth, she could steal your wallet and still convince you to buy her a beer. She has been known to shut down a disco or three-and that's just on weeknights. The Night Shark is, as the name would imply, a night owl. Is the whale shark or a whale? Or is it a shark? Come on. The Bluegrey Carpetshark is a stone cold killer.įor many years the Longnose Sawshark's was the perfect pirate ship hunter-until the humans started making ships out of metal. Eat happy." attitude when in shark social situations.ĭon't let his big eyes and smile fool you. The Blacktailed Spurdog exhibits a "Don't worry. The Greenland Shark is so landback, he has earned the nickname "Mellow Yellow." even though he's green. You'd swim fast too if you were submerged in ice water all day. With its sleek body and pointy nose, the Blue Shark is among the polar region's fastest. The Porbeagle Shark lives in polar regions, and spends most of its time trying to convince friends that the water is"just fine," when in fact it's awfully damn cool. The Black Dogfish is a stone cold killer. Fun fact: That belly is large enough to horn a tractor tire-still attached to the tractor.ĭon't let its huge eyes and cute demeanor fool you.
Sicklefin Lemon Shark gets its name form the shape of its distended belly. The Sandtiger Shark is willing to do literally anything to get ahead. Stay away form its sawblade teeth if you know what's good for you. The Shortnose Sawshark can cut a human freighter into pieces in just under 30 seconds.
Experts agree this is so it can look you in the eye while it takes bites of your flesh. The Sailfin RoughShark has evolved to have a short, flat nose. The Zebra Shark is somewhat of a culinary explorer among sharks.He might not know if you are taste,but he might take a bite just to find out. Though appearing shy and nervous, when given the mic at karaoke, a Whiptail will become the life of the party.
The Whitetip Reef Shark is quite reclusive. Swellshark is quiet gullible.Once,a reef shark convinced one that human-made swimming buoy were simply delicious.So he ate one.How do you think his belly got so big. He once convinced a Swellshark to eat a human swimming buoy. The Blacktip Reef Shark is quite practical joker.
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